Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em is a pornographic video game for the Atari 2600 video game console by Mystique in 1982. Players control two nude women on the street who must catch sperm in their mouths that comes from a masturbating man on a rooftop without missing.
(The description below courtesy of MobyGames via a CC license.)
This adult game is reminiscent of Activision's Kaboom!.
As a man at the top of the building masturbates and ejaculates, you, as the player, must catch all the drops in your mouth(s) (see Game variations). You start with four lives and lose one if you miss a drop, which will then hit the ground.
Game 1 has two women to catch with
Game 2 has only one woman to catch with.
Only the left switch is used.
Set to A and a catch counts if you touch a drop as far down as your waist. Set to B and a catch only counts as far down as shoulder height.
You get one point for each drop caught.
You get an extra life every 69 points.
June 24, 2015
I can understand why the Internet Archive would want to keep video games in their library, after all it is a big part of modem history, but why would they keep a game called "Beat 'em And Eat 'em"? Where the object of the game is to eat as much man milk as you can....
In fact, the real question is; why would someone make this game in the first place?
The game is so odd, what was going through the game developers mind when he/she made it?
"I know what I want my game to be, I want two naked women at the bottom of a building trying to catch sperm in their mouth from a naked man whose man-hood is bigger than his body"
I don't know why... three stars because there are three people...